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KitsunElliot
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Quote by hundunhod:
Granted, but that causes you to fail all of your classes and have to attend summer school.
I wish for a laptop battery that never dies.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:35pm
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Scarlet Fire
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Granted, but the battery type is only compatible with the most expensive Alienware laptop there is ... But hey, at least it's still eternally charged!
(This was my other idea)
ALTERNATIVE CORRUPT WISH:
Granted, but that battery is literally alive. And also, for some reason, it craves human flesh. It kills you and eats your internal organs, then goes on to devour the rest of human kind... After the humans were completely eradicated, the battery went on to wander the Earth aimlessly for all eternity... Forever searching for either something to do, or to kill itself with... Unfortunately it found neither of the two as it could not die, and was a battery... The poor, lonely battery lived on until the apocalypse. When it was all over, the young battery suddenly found himself in front of God. Then God freed the battery of the terrifying reality that the selfish human had put upon it. It's soul was relieved of it's suffering and finally went on to it's long-needed rest.
THE END
I wish Donald Trump wasn't such a publicity-whore (I can say whore? Right?)
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 1:28pm
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KitsunElliot
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Quote by Scarlet Fire:
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Granted, but the battery type is only compatible with the most expensive Alienware laptop there is ... But hey, at least it's still eternally charged!
(This was my other idea)
ALTERNATIVE CORRUPT WISH:
Granted, but that battery is literally alive. And also, for some reason, it craves human flesh. It kills you and eats your internal organs, then goes on to devour the rest of human kind... After the humans were completely eradicated, the battery went on to wander the Earth aimlessly for all eternity... Forever searching for either something to do, or to kill itself with... Unfortunately it found neither of the two as it could not die, and was a battery... The poor, lonely battery lived on until the apocalypse. When it was all over, the young battery suddenly found himself in front of God. Then God freed the battery of the terrifying reality that the selfish human had put upon it. It's soul was relieved of it's suffering and finally went on to it's long-needed rest.
THE END
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I liked the alternative one. :D
Granted, but he goes into hiding and gains control of the black market, and secretly plots to take over the country.
I wish people had more common sense.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 1:55pm
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RiskyFrisky
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Granted, people gain common sense and begin overthrowing governments around the world.
I wish for space travel.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 3:19pm
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Noxious Skunk
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Granted. Except that it costs millions of dollars to travel in space.
I wish I could predict the future.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 3:53pm
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RiskyFrisky
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Granted, though you learn that,no matter what you do about it, tomorrow you're going to get hit by a car.
I wish for a efficient energy replacement.
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Thursday, May 5, 2011 12:12am
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Panshade
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Granted. Except the future is so horrible it causes you to become traumatized for life.
I wish I had the skill to draw anything I wanted to.
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Thursday, May 5, 2011 12:16am
Stalking on the forums. Lurking in the shadows. Always ready to strike.
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hundunhod
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granted, but it always comes alive and attacks you
i wish they would stop talking bout the chris coleman multimurder trial over here
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Thursday, May 5, 2011 12:46am
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Dante
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Granted but now they start talking about your hairstyle
I wish I was a bit more creative...
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Thursday, May 5, 2011 1:58am
"I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams." - Howard Philips Lovecraft
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KitsunElliot
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Quote by Dante:
Granted, but your creativity sparks abnormal thoughts in your head which cause you to go into a spiraling depression.
I wish for complete knowledge of all things medical.
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Thursday, May 5, 2011 2:20am
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